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Republican Spring.
The Prince puts on his rape-face.
Syphilis of soul.
O World Trade Center!
Lies have made you a weapon
of mass deception.
President Fartlet:
hit hard with the stupid-stick.
Little Fudge-Drawers.
Vice President Dick:
He needs a high colonic.
That's where his heart dwells.
Condoleezza Rice:
Oval Office S&M?
War-Dominatrix.
Donald H. Rumsfeld:
anally-retentive dude.
(He's never been laid.)
Tony Blair, I'm scared.
Your secret lobotomy.
How else to explain?
Dear Colin Powell
(morally ambiguous):
George lied; thousands died.
In Moab, Utah,
chagrin: Chamber of Commerce.
Mother Of All Bombs.
Butcher of Baghdad?
A doe-eyed armless boy weeps.
George W. Bush
Look no further for
Weapons of Mass Destruction:
John Ashcroft's skivvies.
Now Bush eyes Iran,
or just maybe Syria.
What would Satan do?
Bob Hope died last night:
war condensed to one-liners.
Knock-knock. Who's there? (Death)
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